if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
FUCK WHALES
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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