Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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