Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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