My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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