Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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