...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
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he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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