Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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