Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
