If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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