Girls should come with a carfax report
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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