No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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