You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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