I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i came on her dog
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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