we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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