id be glad to
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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