Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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