Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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