So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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