i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
you inspire me to be a worse person
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
