Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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