is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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