susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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