My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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