Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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