Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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