Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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