I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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