Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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