they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
3 2 1 whiskey
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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