I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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