i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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