yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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