They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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