Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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