Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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