the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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