Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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