Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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