it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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