...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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