think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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