she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
