They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
