My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
