is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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