I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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