Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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