STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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