Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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