my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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