did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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