I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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