so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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