Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
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If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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