Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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