you guys were way drunker than both of me
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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