yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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