Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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