The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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